Recent chat with current crush:

Me: Yeah. Being a new age, sensitive guy probably wouldn't sit well with you either. Especially not the sensitive part.
Me: Hee.
Me: Although you look so vewy cute when you're a wittle baby seal.
Him: so you dun like it when this 'baby seal' grows bigger and asserts some authority over your warm lithe body?

Help!

Can I just say... mixed signals??