Tired and frustrated from climbing the stairs, and perhaps also from having problems at home, the 'hostage negotiations' were opened by a member of the section and it went something like this:Attempts at translation (i.e. links to the Coxford Singlish Dictionary) have been added by me.
What the fuck you want, ninabehcheebye motherfucker?
I want an airline ticket!
Airline ticket?? Cheebye! Simi airline?!
Cheebye! Emirates?! Ki tolo?! (go where?)
Fuck you! Kaninabuchowcheebyemotherfucker! Limpehshootjitliaphorliseeeee!
And then there was a burst of automatic gunfire. After which, the slack-jawed trainer declared the simulated hostages and their simulated captor dead.
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