I was sitting with a friend who was contemplating whether she should break up with her boyfriend this evening. Needless to say, given both our states of mind, we made quite a happy sight.

Thankfully, an acquaintance cheered us both up by making jokes about how he should set up a rival to Villa Bali:
Acquaintance A: I'll call it Villa Phuket.
Acquaintance B: Villa Patpong (Bangkok's most notorious night-life area) would be better.
A: Yeah, then we can staff it with ladyboys going "me love you long time!"

Heh.