Two new finds this month:
Overheard in New York:
Excerpt:
Tourist: A small Coke, please.
Pizza guy: Coke is illegal. You'll go to jail. How 'bout a Pepsi?

Overheard in the Office:
The office version of Overheard in New York.
Employee #1: What time zone is Maine in?
Employee #2: It’s in our time zone.
Employee #1: OK, so what time is it there right now?