What the f*** is so good about Rihanna? I mean, she's got one of the stupidest, most melodramatic lyrics ever in Unfaithful* and now, she's got some dumba** song called Umbrella which is being touted as one of the biggest tunes of the year? It's a f**ing annoying tune and the lyrics just don't make any damn sense. Geez. She has got to be one of the worst singers I have ever had the displeasure of listening to.

*I'm referring to the whole "I don't wanna be a (dramatic pause) murderer..." line.