After some (really great and much needed) social dancing at friends' wedding dinner on Saturday night:
Me: The dancing's great! Though my knees are really feeling it now...
Friend: How're your eyes?
Me: Still hurt pretty much.
Friend: Your eyes, your knees...
Me: And my back as well, but that's doing better these days.
Friend: You know there's a song which goes, "my tits, my ass, my pussy and my crack"?
Me: Heh. Completely the opposite of whatever emotion that's supposed to be for me!