Animal Talk

Dad (talking about the various fauna around the residence in Singapore): So there was a cobra earlier in the year which was killed by the neighbour’s maids. We also have a kingfisher which has been eating our fish.
Brother: A cobra and a kingfisher?
Me: Indian beers. Anyone fancy a curry?

Colleague (English guy asking about the Chinese Zodiac): Am I a pig?
Me: I’ll have to check.
Team deputy (who just arrived): I am so not going to comment on that.