While walking by a plethora of coffee shops, I said, "If I ever open a coffee shop, I would call it The Daily Grind."

"That's a nice name," was the response I received.

"Or," I said, breaking into giggles as I spoke, "I'd call it The Kopi Bean and Teh Leaf."

This time around, I was met with dead silence and a glare. Hee!

Although one time, a friend even cornier than I am said, "Ooooh! You could call it Kopi-O, Teh-Si!"

Of course, a certain coffee chain would have to go out of business first if I didn't want to get sued!