Back from the craziness that is the closing weekend of Oktoberfest in Munich.

I didn't acquit myself at all and am, in fact, thoroughly ashamed of my incredibly poor show, but am looking to make up for it at one of the Oktoberfest celebrations in London just to prove that I'm not such a lightweight who only managed one litre of beer, fell asleep at the table before noon and threw part of the beer back up shortly after it moved into the PM, even if it was freezing cold and rainy and I can't take beer usually.

No siree. I did no such thing.