This has got to be the ultimate, cheesiest WWE line ever. It's so bad, it's good.

From Judgement Day 2009:
The Miz: I have no problem beating you down.
Santino Marella: I hope you brought your metal detector.
The Miz: Why?
Santino: Because I brought some GUNS.
Santino rips off the sleeves of his tee and flexes.
Santino: And I'm not afraid to use them.

Imagine all of that in a bad Italian accent and it's even more awesome. Bwa ha ha ha!