My ex SMS'd me yesterday morning. My girlfriend's getting jealous of you, he said, because I keep telling her about how intelligent and brilliant you are.

Awww.

But seriously, why would you be telling her about me or about my intellectual abilities in the first place?

It would seem that I've forgiven you - or at the very least, forgotten about your transgressions. There's just something about you that renders me incapable of being angry at you for long.