Conversation between my mother and myself during Mass last Sunday:

Mum: Hey, you know, you might run into your boss here.
Me: I think I saw a statue of the Virgin Mary in her office.
Mum: Then she can't be that bad.
Me: Mum, I'm sure Mussolini had a crucifix in his office. I'm also certain Saddam Hussein recited the Quran every night. That didn't make them nice people.

I'm sorry, God, but that had to be said.