Conversation between colleague and myself, as usual, complaining about work:
Me: [Another colleague] took up smoking again in September. I began drinking like mad in September. I really think these two events are related and that our overwhelming workload is the cause. It's a good thing that this is Singapore, if not, I'd probably be addicted to cocaine by now.
Colleague: Ha ha ha! (then looks worriedly at me) Really?

Oh dear. What kind of reputation have I been getting?