I have a male friend who e-mails me everyday at about 10 am to complain that he's exceedingly hungry. I related this to my colleague who informed me that her boyfriend has the exact same strange appetite as demonstrated in this exchange:

Colleague: It's pretty late in the afternoon and we'll be eating a big dinner later. Let's just grab a light lunch.
Boyfriend: Yes, sounds good.
Colleague: So where shall we go?
Boyfriend: Lawry's.

For those not in the know, Lawry's is one of the restaurants for steak and prime ribs in Singapore. And for the record, her boyfriend ate a steak and a roast beef sandwich. And yes, he finished off dinner that night too.

Men.