After James Frey's admission that his so-called memoirs were mostly fabricated, Brian Sack (Banterist) decides to come clean on his own little white lies.

Chapter Two

My friend Karl and I did not overdose on a combination of cocaine, heroin, and ecstasy. We shared a bottle of Shiraz and fell asleep watching The Suite Life with Zack and Cody.

When I said "some of my best ideas came while walking between classes at Harvard" I did not mean to suggest I attended Harvard.

I was not "abused" as a child, but my father never let me win at Monopoly.