And on this week's edition of Overheard in Random-land:

Priest: On Friday, you have to abstain from meat. No chicken, no duck... turtle, can lah, because it's sea.

Me (in an SMS): Do you have so-and-so's number?
Friend: Yes, I think so... why?

I never realised how protective he was of his numbers. Next time that friend asks me a question, I'm gonna go, "maybe... who wants to know?"