Question posed to global CEO of my company during the recent regional town hall (where we get an update on how the company's financial performance has been)

Q1: Do you read, and if so, could you recommend a good book to us?

It was such an inane question to ask during such an event. That ranks just below the question asked at the last town hall I attended where the CEO outlined his plans for the future of the company.

Q2: What are your goals?

Well, duh, woman. Weren't you listening? At all?

Please excuse me. I need to recharge my Stupidity Tolerance Shield (tm).