Happiness is putting on Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancing and busting out some of the craziest, silliest dance moves ever (like the evergreen English classic of "big fish, little fish, cardboard box") when your just-woken-up brother is staring at you, trying to figure out if he's really truly awake.

If I ever had a chance to DJ at a Mambo/retro night, this song would definitely be on top of my list of songs to drop. Was there ever a more exuberant dance song ever made?