Signs that your eyesight is going:

1. While at Borders, I noticed a book on Anne Boleyn entitled Queen of Subtleties... except that I read it as Queen of Subtitles.
2. While flipping through Time Out, I noticed the ad for The Rage (self-described as "a wine club but for music"), the same group who brought London "Gigging for Grown-Ups" last year. In this case, I read it as "Giggling for Grown-Ups" and just figured it was one of those new phrases or trends in the ever-complicated world of music which had passed me by.