Joey of A Softer World's blog entry for June 2, 2008:

Hello! Today I am going to get a slushie and I am going to fill it with alcohol. This will be awesome for me, but it will suck for Future Joey. Man, that guy is going to hate me. I wonder how long I have before I wake up one day and realize that I am no longer fucking Future Joey, but am instead being fucked. I better
hurry up and have a good time.

Quite possibly one of the funniest, cleverest blog entries I've read in a while. Reminds me of the time I discovered 100 plus and vodka went pretty well together.

While you're over there, check out the comic (loosely speaking) as well. The humour's sometimes bizarre, sometimes surreal, but always good.