An amusing conversation avec mon pere hier soir:

Me: We all have oval faces...
Dad: Like your mum and myself.
Me: Except [my brother's] has grown round.
Dad: You have my lips. But don't worry. They're known as sensuous lips. [purses lips together and pouts exaggeratedly, making a smmmmchh noise, not unlike the noise that Ah Bengs make when they spot a pretty girl.]

My mum and I have to stop the conversation right there as we're unable to stop laughing.