Saturday, December 16, 2006

Conversation with my English colleague
Me: What is it with the English? Why do they call every serial killer "something or other the Ripper"?
Him: Because the original was the best of them all! What are they calling this one? The Suffolk Ripper?
Me: The Ipswich Ripper.
Him: That's hard to say after a couple of drinks.
Me: Well, yeah. But where's the originality? The creativity?
Him: I've got it. All of his victims have been prostitutes so far, right? So what about The Prossie-cutor?
Me: Argh!

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