Conversations with an unexpectedly bitchy friend:

On how companies waste money on rebranding - with a particular comment on how a certain insurance company in Singapore paid S$2 million to 'rebrand' itself by changing the direction its mascot is facing:
UBF: The lion has to face east mah. Otherwise, it'd be called Great Western.

On the referee's failure to allow Berbatov's goal during the Spurs - Gunners match today (UBF is an Arsenal fan):
Me: Wah lau!!
UBF: This is called the heng-ness factor. (heng meaning lucky in dialect)