Yet another amusing conversation anecdote involving my dad:
Me: Asians don't have big round eyes.
Dad: Who says? (takes off glasses and looks at me, making his eyes as wide as possible)
Me: No! Your eyes are small and narrow, like all Chinese eyes!
Dad then looks at my mum with the same expression and flutters his eyelashes.

My mum and I collapse into helpless laughter with my mum managing to gasp out, "Pepe Le Pew!"